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Sorry it's late - but here it is! Part 3 of A Little Princess! Find out how servant life is treating Sarah, why are we all Oliver Twist? And does the new revelation about Sarah's dad really bum you out?

TW: Turns out Becky and Lottie are hella racist, I wouldn't have predicted it from those characters, but there you are.

So if you didn't complete last week's homework of watching the 1995 film version of A Little Princess - what are you doing here? Shoo, shoo! Go watch it!

We're back with Sarah and her whimsical fancies and it's party time! Sarah is turning 11 years old (does that mean she hasn't seen her dad for 4 years? Savage), all the girls are excited for what is going to be the birthday party of the century, but some news awaits Sarah that she hasn't bargained for...

We'rrrrrreeeeee back!! And what a book to kick off 2023 with! Get ready from some 18th century 90s vibes - you read that right! We're reading A Little Princess! We're hoping you've seen the 1995 film (if not, go do your assigned homework of watching that now) and come along on this enchanting (sometimes disturbing) adventure. Meet Sarah, dear Papa and the Minchin sisters as Sarah starts at her new school in London after leaving her beloved home in India because... well there isn't really a reason, just coz!

Here it is!

The final part of Nutcracker is here just in time for Christmas, so cosy up by the fireside, dim those Christmas lights and listen to the tale of a grown nutcracker grooming a child by showing her a lot of sweeties.

Nutcracker? More like cradle snatcher.

Cradle Snatcher Nutcracker.

Want to hear more inappropriate rhymes? Well you came to the right place! Why does everyone speak in rhyme?

Also, you can find out why you should never ask an Astronomer for directions.

Why do old books have so much beef about green eyes? And how many breaks is too many breaks in a bedtime story?

Further, there is an important message in here about catching up with family (they might have something you need) but not if they're toxic and bad for your mental health, take care of yourselves out there and don't spread yourselves too thinly just because it's Christmas.

xx

I'm not even going to address the title of this episode, you'll just have to listen and be horrified like we were.

I will ask though, if anyone else's mums cut corners off tables? Just us? Probably just us.

And also, MERRY CHRISTMAS! Come join us for some fantastic festive vibes, and very lax safeguarding of minors!

The final part of Dracula is here! Will the boys get their act together and forget about bloody breakfast, or will Dracula out wit them yet again? What will become of dear Mina? And we meet the new characters of Bowie and Kukri, what mischief will befall them?

Lots of fun this week, who wants to hear more about Cladinbac? Dracula's Scottish cousin, and who would like to invest in The Boys - The Board-game, and oh yeah, Mina doesn't look great and Dracula gets real cranky!

What a roller-coaster! We pick up where we left of, looking at the general audacity of men, but things are kicking off in the asylum, and maybe there's more to this bro eating flies.

That is straight up grim though, don't eat flies, of course people will judge you if you eat flies, come on man...

TW! Massive trigger warning for suicide this week. If you're struggling, please reach out, and if you do listen to this episode but want to skip  the suicide chat, I say skip 10 seconds, make it two minutes to be on the safe side. <3

Also - decided to split this week's episode in half as it was a bit on the long side, second half will be out in a couple of days!

Well, it's ramping up, the boys are planning, Mina is tying all the threads together, and who knew Katy had been saying Bram Stoker wrong all this time?!