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The classic novel, the playground of literary greats such as Austen, Dickens, the Brontë sisters... but have you actually READ these books? Sisters Katy and Marsha take a closer look at classical text... more
FAQs about Unclassical:How many episodes does Unclassical have?The podcast currently has 160 episodes available.
November 01, 2024Halloween Special!!!The next episode of Heidi is on the way! But to keep you occupied, here's something horrible....more16minPlay
October 25, 2024Heidi pt 3 - Look at the little cuns!Heidi is trying to navigate her new home in Frankfurt, but desperately wants to go back to the mountains; and she's doing a terrible job at being sent back there. Heidi is the best playmate ever! Whether she's filling the classroom with cuns or having a very small hat, she's bring wholesome delight wherever she goes! Knitting is a lie though. ...more43minPlay
October 18, 2024Heidi pt 2 - Everyone's got a story from NaplesWe are back, with what appears to be a series of the worst dinner parties of all time. And, yes! Before you say it, we mean Denethor II when we say Theodan!But wow, a lot happens here, we meet Peter's mum and grandmother (and we're taking bets for who you'd think would win in a fight).Basic takeaways: Heidi is 5 Still keep an eye on Ohi Did 90s family cinema emotionally destroy anyone else? And do we like Ohi or is he getting a lot of praise for doing the bare minimum?...more1h 3minPlay
October 11, 2024Heidi part 1 - Return of the PastorWe are back with a new story and we are off to the Swiss Alps with Heidi and Öhi! Get ready for wholesome vibes, but... maybe don't trust Peter with your goats...oh! And seriously don't piss Öhi off, he's a nice guy, but damn, just watch him ok? ...more58minPlay
August 08, 20245. The Catcher in the Rye - Fire GuardiansIt is here! The final instalment of The Catcher in the Rye, and, I think we're all owed an apology, oh and Marsha should apologise for attempting screamo, this episode is a bit fever dreamy tbh. Enjoy! We'll be back in a few weeks with a more wholesome read to see out the summer!...more47minPlay
August 01, 20244. The Catcher in the Rye - Holden SummerYou've heard of hot girl summer, well it's time for Holden Summer! (You're gonna hate it).But stay tuned for some truly iconic insults, and the most cringeworthy night you will ever bear witness too. Oh, and who thinks Katy's partner James is a sneaky snake? ...more1h 2minPlay
July 25, 20243. The Catcher in the Rye - Ear laps?Part 3, Holden has arrived in NYC and he is ready to paaarrrtttaaayyyyy! Only, no one else wants to party with him on account if him being a child and a tosser, which is fair enough! Main takeaways: Make sure you're following @mistermainer1 on Instagram Learn there are certain things that should be kept out of reach of children Get fully on board with us making a film of this with Danny De Vito, it would be epic!!!! ...more59minPlay
July 18, 20242. Catcher in the Rye - See ya later Stradlater!We reconnect with Hold a Cauliflower as he gets back to school and meet some of his friends. Of course, Holden doesn't think of them as being friends, on account of them being phonies!! (And having questionable hygiene). Get ready for the ickiest of boys and how not to deliver a witty comeback......more1h 4minPlay
July 11, 20241. The Catcher in the Rye - MadmanWe are back!! Sorry it's been too long, apparently moving house and losing your job is quite time consuming! But out with the old and in with the new, and boy, do we have a book in store for you! We are taking a look at Catcher in the Rye, the book that has been linked with multiple violent attacks, teenage angst, and rebellion against "phonies". Get ready to rage, as we take you through the tale of when an incel got the ick. Enjoy!P.S. Sorry about Marsha's mic, bear with for this episode and next week will be much better! ...more1h 2minPlay
May 20, 2024Pet Sematary pt 5 - He woke up and chose violenceRight, wow, I mean, I think we can all kind of predict what's going to happen, but wow, there are some real surprises in this final instalment. Jude goes weird, we discover some new napping positions, and can anyone tell me what an idiot shape is? Don't say us! ...more1h 8minPlay
FAQs about Unclassical:How many episodes does Unclassical have?The podcast currently has 160 episodes available.