Ho ho… huh?We are diving into the festive, idealist world of Christmas with Enid Blyton! But is it as perfect as you'd think? Recognise familiar themes of bubbling resentment, parental favouritism and a constant reminder that a woman's place is rearing children and in the kitchen!

Good? Good.

There's actually quite a lot of history and cocoa too!

So get a blanket, snuggle in, and may our rage at the patriarchy keep you warm!

Merry Christmas, guys!