From the mind that brought you Captured comes another shockingly unsexy fanfiction riddled with suspense and cabbage. From unlikely travel companions to casual prophecies, this may be the longest and least lascivious fanfiction we've encountered...yet.

We also discuss workplace woes and test the very limits of our friendship. Please join us.

Artwork by Bryn Ziegler.

Music by Natty Kaye. Album out now! Find it here.

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