It’s part two of the devious licks saga, and we may not be young enough to understand all the references in this story but we DO have acne. We can and WILL relate to the teens. 

We also address some hot button issues such as: what kind of bucket hat is acceptable? What happens if your car key runs away? And how much cold brew concentrate can Em drink before it it causes irreversible harm?

Music by Natty Kaye.

Art by Bryn Ziegler.

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Settle in, gracious listeners, it’s time to lick and be licked!! In this week’s fanfiction, submitted by a listener, your hosts explore two unfamiliar worlds: that of Hunter x Hunter and that of Tik Tok. Join us as we bravely show our age and please don’t bully us!! We’re sensitive and we won’t bounce back!!! Listen now wherever you do that kind of thing ✨

Ho ho ho, dear listeners! Today we come bearing gifts (we shouldn't have!) On this not-so-silent night we join the time honored tradition of the Holiday Special with something just a little bit different: our very first Our Immortal Fanfiction! You're welcome! 

Thank you all for a wonderful year, supporting us while we learn this new medium! 

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Artwork by Bryn Ziegler.

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Grab some towels, dear listeners, because part two of the Cum Chronicles is here!

Return with us to Tony Stark's ridiculously expensive couch for the exciting conclusion of our Marvel-Ous gay romp. Pants will come off, bodies will quiver, boundaries will be pushed, and pasta will be eaten. Find yourself a private room and plop on your headphones, because your might lose friends if you listen to this in public!

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Shut the door and put in your headphones, because this week’s fan fiction is NOT safe for work!!

Enter the Marvel Cinematic Universe like you’ve never entered it before. Peter Parker and Tony Stark—once a father-son relationship—now…something grosser. Listen to Emma suffer as she reads aloud from this erotic and alarming story. Yell with us about toxic relationship dynamics. Count the number of times Emma has to say the word “cum.” Meet international rap sensation Macklemore. All this and (mackle) more await you in this week’s episode.

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An epic journey awaits this week as we read our first ever Greek Mythology fanfiction.  Grab your copy of the Iliad and strap in, because we have a loose grasp on who these characters are and we need your help!

This week's episode has it all, diamonds, Fergie, and cheese for your taco. It is guaranteed to boost your credit score at least 50 points, so open up your ears and get listening! 

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Alright, it’s happening! Here we go! New content fresh outta our brain ovens and boy oh boy is it piping hot!

This week, we overcame adversity to bring you a Sherlock fanfiction that is deeply depressing and yet so boring. This fic has it all: copyright infringement, Shakespearian parallels, major character death. We hope that you will join us on this journey because we can’t keep suffering alone. 

Owls from your ex and BMs abound on this week's episode! We explore teen wizard angst and crown the Queen of Mess in this dramatic Harry Potter one shot, generously submitted by an anonymous listener. They can’t magic the pain away, but they CAN magic away their bowel movements. And you can quote JK Rowling on that baybee!!!

We will also address the question on everybody’s minds, which is, of course, is Taylor Swift a murderer? We sure think so!

Our Immortal is back and hairier than ever!! Hop in our little time machine and travel back to the year of our lord 2012 because it’s Teen Wolf o’clock baybee! Get ready for saucy eyebrows, ballroom dancing, questionable age gaps, and of course smirks galore in this spicy romance to singe the fur off your nose. 

Detours include: Dirty Dancing and the vomit that defined our youths.  Bon Appetit! 

(CONTENT WARNING: some mentions of abuse and PTSD)

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Today is the day. The day you thought may never come. The final installment of Dragon’s Fire! Join us for this thrilling conclusion and witness a shocking betrayal that NOBODY, absolutely not a soul, saw coming. And be sure to brace yourself for utter devastation because in this battle for the world, not everyone will survive…

Fly with us, and Draka the dragon into the long-awaited denouement of our very longest story. 

Music by Nathaniel Kaye.

Art by Bryn Ziegler.

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