Owls from your ex and BMs abound on this week's episode! We explore teen wizard angst and crown the Queen of Mess in this dramatic Harry Potter one shot, generously submitted by an anonymous listener. They can't magic the pain away, but they CAN magic away their bowel movements. And you can quote JK Rowling on that baybee!!!

We will also address the question on everybody's minds, which is, of course, is Taylor Swift a murderer? We sure think so!