Our Immortal Podcast

Ever brushed lips with your best friend over a freshly dead body? Ever gotten so mad you killed a man with your brain? Ever cohabitated with a partner and/or a large spider? There's something for everyone to relate to in this week's episode as we dive into the world of USA's hit sitcom PSYCH. Join Shawn and Gus as they uncover their hidden feelings and navigate a shared trauma. It's super romantic, complete with hot and steamy implied sex. Toto, I believe we're not in Kansas anymore.

Music by Natty Kaye.

Art by Bryn Ziegler.

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This week's theme: face your fears!! Join Em and Emma and the centipede in Emma's room as together we dive into the dark twisted psyches of our heroes and uncover some trauma. Plus, a nosy dragon!

Come along with us as we skip hop and jump over most of the story's major plot points. What can we say, time marches on! Get on the train or get left behind baybee!

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Music by Nathaniel Kaye.

Art by Bryn Ziegler.

This week, our heroes encounter dragons and the spicy spark of young romance. Hunker down for a tale of minimal plot and excessive exposition, with digressions to hamster horror stories and reality shows that everyone else stopped caring about years ago. Yes that's right, Em and Emma's old reality show recap is back baybee!! And it's better and less relevant than ever!

Join us on the never ending journey through Em's longest and slowest fanfiction. Please. We could use the company.

Music by Natty Kaye. Buy or stream his album, Dawdle now, wherever you listen!

Art by Bryn Ziegler

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From the mind that brought you Captured comes another shockingly unsexy fanfiction riddled with suspense and cabbage. From unlikely travel companions to casual prophecies, this may be the longest and least lascivious fanfiction we've encountered...yet.

We also discuss workplace woes and test the very limits of our friendship. Please join us.

Artwork by Bryn Ziegler.

Music by Natty Kaye. Album out now! Find it here.

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This week, special guest Maddy Nibble lends their insightful commentary to the pod and brings with them a fanfiction that is so passionate...so erotic...so....bizarrely Shakespearian.... we felt truly transported.

Horny Hobbits, talented toes, class commentary; this fanfiction has it all! Accompany us on this journey as we uncover buried desires and heaving, golden chests. Don't forget: if The Shire is a-rockin' don't come a-knockin'.

Artwork by Bryn Ziegler.

Music by Natty Kaye. Album out now! Find it here.

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This week, we come to the dramatic end of the Captured saga. Major character death, gender chaos, and war crimes abound in the final installment of our longest fanfic yet. Will Katara's torture ever end? Will Sokka stop being terrible? These questions, and these questions only will be answered, so keep your expectations low and come along with us we attempt to escape from the Cold Fire Nation Prison.

But first, witness a MURDER MOST FOUL.

Artwork by Bryn Ziegler.

Music by Natty Kaye. Album out now! Find it here.

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This week, we make another trip to the Cold Fire Nation Prison to witness a transformation so mysterious, so ill-conceived, so troubling, it truly defies description.

Hold hands with us as we embark on part three of our epic Captured Series where we discuss gender, vaccines, and whether or not it's ok to let a man break you out of prison if you already have a boyfriend.

Podcast Artwork by Bryn Ziegler

Music by Nathaniel Kaye

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Get your suitcases ready cause we've got lots of unpacking to do! We're back with part two of an Em Grimes original and boy-oh-boy is it a funky one.

Return to the dark, cold Fire Nation prison where we will check back in with our heroes (they are not doing well). How many times can we say "weird" in a single episode? How much should you pay your sorcerer? And, most importantly, should you record a podcast immediately after being vaccinated? All of these questions will be, if not answered, then at least addressed.

Podcast Artwork by Bryn Ziegler

Music by Nathaniel Kaye

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Strap in and hold onto something sturdy cause it's time for another off-the-wall bananas Gilmore Girls fanfiction.

This week we venture back to Dark Stars Hollow and pray in vain for answers. Instead, we get uncomfortable friend dynamics, disembodied voices, casual misogyny, and a cliffhanger twist so utterly shocking it rendered us both speechless. But hey, that's Gim Gams, baybee!

Artwork by Bryn Ziegler.

Music by Nathaniel Kaye.

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Join us for our triumphant return as we introduce our very first guest writer! YA author Nina Varela (Crier's War, Iron Heart) bravely joins us in the hot-hot seat with a fanfiction that singes the hair clean off our tiny little arms.

Obscure ABC Family teen dramas, the warrior cats, and first gay crushes are our topics this week, so gear up for more yearning and a whole lot more humiliation as we discuss the Nine Lives of Chloe King.

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Art by Bryn Ziegler.

Music by Nathaniel Kaye.

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