Are we too old to dye our hair? Is our youth passing us by? Is Paul Hollywood kinda hot? (AN: He is not!) Step into our blanket fort and make yourself comfortable for our riveting TENTH EPISODE SPECTACULAR! Prepare for another miserably sad fanfiction from the brilliant mind that gave you What is Forever (A Gilmore Girls Story).

In this Harry Potter oneshot, we explore themes of love, sacrifice, loss, and excessive letter writing. Listen as we make our way efficiently through the story so that we can all go take a nap. Sweet dreams!

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This week, in our most musical episode yet, we reach the stunning conclusion of last week's Gilmore Girls fanfiction. Get ready for more intrigue, more shocking twists and devastating losses, but do not expect any of your burning questions to be answered. At all.

Sing along with us as we dream of karaoke and puzzle with us as we try in vain to untangle this complex web of a story together. And we're sorry in advance for the gummy bear discussion.

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It's time for angst, the likes of which this pod has never seen. In our first fanfiction by an outside author, we explore what would happen if Gilmore Girls was depressing as hell.

Listen to Emma exercise her formidable acting chops as we give life to every twist and turn of this tale of suspense and, well, we're not sure what else. Join us as we drive recklessly into the darkness like a couple of Angelenos.

Intrigue, despair, so many synonyms for the word frail. All this and more awaits you in this week's episode of Our Immortal.

In part one of Em's longest fanfiction yet, we embark on a dark journey back into the world of Avatar: The Last Airbender where we will be forced to reckon with being a problematic youth.

And as always, we will also make outdated references to The Bachelor.

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Music by Nathaniel Kaye

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Fly with us on your little broomsticks to a world of magic and forbidden tingles. This week, as disillusioned former fans, we grapple with JK Rowling being a TERF-y nightmare and also discover what it's like to record a podcast about fanfiction while a government building is being violently seized by white supremacists in real time!

Other topics include moms, wizard taxes, and inappropriate pajamas.

Swish and fic!

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This week, we take an unexpected turn into the bizarre and uncharted territory of song-based fanfiction. Enter the twisted mind of Em Grimes for a tale of insatiable blood lust, obsession, and MURDER.

Topics covered include boy bands, our snacking habits, and the root of all evil. Listen if you dare!

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Prepare to engage several of your senses as we set sail back into the choppy waters of Avatar: the Last Airbender fanfiction.

This week, we explore romance through the lens of the 5(ish) senses and make a lifelong enemy of a prominent underwear brand along the way.

Join us as we endeavor to answer the central question of today's episode: is love a smell?

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This week, we uncover another Star Trek fanfiction and Emma's true spiciness is exposed.

Tune in for Vulcan sex tips, inappropriate workplace behavior, and the horrible truth about eyeballs.

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Emma shares her first fanfiction with the pod, an electric take on the 2009 Star Trek film adaptation, taught with unfulfilled yearning and mathematics.

We also discuss the most crush-worthy members of Panic! at the Disco, improvisational theater and other topics that would have been best kept to ourselves.

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Em bravely volunteers her old Avatar: The Last Airbender fanfiction for our first read—a choice which she immediately regrets.

The fic sparks discussions of jealousy, insecurity, and the challenges of dating as a prolific 13 year old fanfiction author.

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