It's time for angst, the likes of which this pod has never seen. In our first fanfiction by an outside author, we explore what would happen if Gilmore Girls was depressing as hell.

Listen to Emma exercise her formidable acting chops as we give life to every twist and turn of this tale of suspense and, well, we're not sure what else. Join us as we drive recklessly into the darkness like a couple of Angelenos.