My wife joins me for this episode. I hope you’re ready for quite possibly the greatest book review of all-time.

Back to anger. I don’t understand why Haney isn’t getting onboard. It’s like he’s out to get us, but I won’t have it! Also, we meet POTUS and Vamp.

Get ready to rock & roll, because it’s a Dark Ocean Summoning!

We learn about Saga, finish the poem puzzles, meet candidate for mayor Setter and head to the Sherrif’s station.

We visit Tor & Odin in Valhalla (the retirement community, not the afterlife).

Depression. Whatever. Stuff happens. I guess.

We have moved onto the stage of denial in our grief process of Haney not playing Metal Gear Solid. Did you know the stages of grief are not truly linear and the original theorist has worked the rest of her laugh to change that thinking? So, know that there is no one process for grieving. It’s normal and ok to bounce around between the stages. Heck, even acceptance isn’t the end of the grieving process. You can totally bounce to any other stage by any kind of trigger. Also Raiden fights Fortune and Fat Man.

The cult comes for Alex Casey and Alan Wake.

We do a lot of leg work in today’s episode. We do get to visit Coffee World, the most caffeinated place on earth!

Ok, we have moved onto bargaining. Haney, you like dogs. MGS1 had wolf dogs! MGS2 let’s you sniff out bombs like one of those bomb sniffing dogs! Seriously, what’s it gonna take?