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CREDITS:
Lexi Waltner as Marci Campbell
Mike Painter as Hercule Heavensward
Fabby Garza as Mercedes
Max Knightley as Lavender Spadehart and Flip.exe
Molly Rhinebeck as L.E. Booktok
Luke Varner as The GM
MUSIC BY MAX KNIGHTLEY
EDITED BY LUKE VARNER
CONTENT WARNING: This episode contains public masturbation, workplace sexual harrassment, and mind control.
FATAL ERROR. FATAL ERROR. FATAL ERROR.
CREDITS:
Zoe Tunnell as St. Genevieve
Tyberius Wilson as Bridgerton Larch
Crystal Zaslavchik as Leila Marino
Iris Christianson as Trace Vector
Luke Varner as The GM
MUSIC BY MAX KNIGHTLEY
EDITED BY CRYSTAL ZASLAVCHIK
CONTENT WARNING: This episode contains sexual content.
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FATAL ERROR. FATAL ERROR. FATAL ERROR.
CREDITS:
Zoe Tunnell as St. Genevieve
Tyberius Wilson as Bridgerton Larch
Crystal Zaslavchik as Leila Marino
Iris Christianson as Trace Vector
Luke Varner as The GM
Additional Voices by Fabby Garza
MUSIC BY MAX KNIGHTLEY
EDITED BY CRYSTAL ZASLAVCHIK
#ERROR# UNAUTHORIZED
ACCESS $REG42 $REG41
$REG40 #ERROR# REMOVE
ALL PHYSICAL NETWORK
CONNECTIONS IMMEDIATELY
CREDITS:
Molly Rhinebeck as L.E. Booktok
Fabby Garza as Mercedes
Max Knightley as Lavender Spadeheart and Flip.exe
Lexi Waltner as Marci Campbell
Mike Painter as Hercule Heavensward
Luke Varner as The GM
Additional Voices by Iris Christianson
MUSIC BY MAX KNIGHTLEY
EDITED BY MIKE PAINTER
CONTENT WARNING: This episode contains workplace sexual harrassment and public masturbation.
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#ERROR# UNAUTHORIZED ACCESS $REG42 $REG41 $REG40 #ERROR# REMOVE ALL PHYSICAL NETWORK CONNECTIONS IMMEDIATELY
CREDITS:
Molly Rhinebeck as L.E. Booktok
Fabby Garza as Mercedes
Max Knightley as Lavender Spadeheart and Flip.exe
Lexi Waltner as Marci Campbell
Mike Painter as Hercule Heavensward
Luke Varner as The GM
Additional Voices by Iris Christianson
MUSIC BY MAX KNIGHTLEY
EDITED BY MIKE PAINTER
CONTENT WARNING: This episode contains workplace sexual harrassment and public masturbation.
THREAT ANALYSIS - TRACE VECTOR
Threat level: Somewhere under C
- Genetically and cybernetically altered cetacean
- Appears to originate from an EIDOLON Corporation project. Flip was unable to locate any records of the project itself, but the company has retained the following invoice from DustCause Industrial Cleaning Solutions:
"12x Human Corpse (Employee)
5x Human Corpse (Outside Contractor)
7x Seafood (> 1m)
6 hours junk removal
31 hours deep clean (total, between 2 rooms & 1 aquarium; water reclamation included)"
- Eidolon power: Amplified sonar(?), remote control of own severed flesh
- Cybernetic enhancements: Integrated computer, aerial propulsion system
- Also: Can turn sparkly or something?
- Known desires: Vengeance on EIDOLON Corporation, feeling intellectually superior
- Defects: Trauma/guilt complex centered on researchers that augmented her. Anger issues, disrespect for authority. No legs, no gills, no style, no life.
CREDITS:
Tyberius Wilson as Bridgerton Larch
Zoe Tunnell as St. Genevieve
Crystal Zaslavchik as Leila Marino
Iris Christianson as Trace Vector
Luke Varner as The GM
Additional Voices by Max Knightley and Molly Rhinebeck
MUSIC BY MAX KNIGHTLEY
EDITED BY LUKE VARNER
CONTENT WARNING: This episode contains extensive body horror.
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Welcome to the beginning of a new Grab-Bag series! In Eidolon Interviews, Crystal will sit down with the different members of the cast to chat with them about their characters, their contributions to the Eidolon podcast, and more! For this first episode, she's talkin' to Ty!
This episode was recorded in time to drop it in May, but we made a bunch of references to EDM 8 so we had to sit on it until people could hear that! This month, we're tackling a few different random problems we've seen in a variety of Playbooks, largely with their Starting Moves. Gotta build up a better foundation if we're gonna fill out the rest of the playbook!
THREAT ANALYSIS - TRACE VECTOR
Threat level: Somewhere under C
- Genetically and cybernetically altered cetacean
- Appears to originate from an EIDOLON Corporation project. Flip was unable to locate any records of the project itself, but the company has retained the following invoice from DustCause Industrial Cleaning Solutions:
"12x Human Corpse (Employee)
5x Human Corpse (Outside Contractor)
7x Seafood (> 1m)
6 hours junk removal
31 hours deep clean (total, between 2 rooms & 1 aquarium; water reclamation included)"
- Eidolon power: Amplified sonar(?), remote control of own severed flesh
- Cybernetic enhancements: Integrated computer, aerial propulsion system
- Also: Can turn sparkly or something?
- Known desires: Vengeance on EIDOLON Corporation, feeling intellectually superior
- Defects: Trauma/guilt complex centered on researchers that augmented her. Anger issues, disrespect for authority. No legs, no gills, no style, no life.
CREDITS:
Tyberius Wilson as Bridgerton Larch
Zoe Tunnell as St. Genevieve
Crystal Zaslavchik as Leila Marino
Iris Christianson as Trace Vector
Luke Varner as The GM
Additional Voices by Max Knightley and Molly Rhinebeck
MUSIC BY MAX KNIGHTLEY
EDITED BY LUKE VARNER
CONTENT WARNING: This episode contains extensive body horror.
3rd of December, 2209
The fog has parted; the sun shines again! I've been thinking about Number Four entirely wrong.
I've been assuming that the purpose of a S.H.A.D.E. “should” or “must” be related to the flow and development of objective, concrete data. But that’s wrong! I’ve thoroughly explored that ground with Blank and its sisters. If I want to push the Desire Drive to its full potential, I should be trying to create something truly new.
So: instead of dealing with “facts” or “knowledge”, what if Number Four’s core function was tied to something more subjective, like “emotions”? Hell, why not “desires” themselves? If it can develop a deep enough understanding of human psychology, it might even come up with a new way to improve the Drive. And then...
I shouldn't get too excited, I know. But how can I help myself?
- S.K.
CREDITS:
Max Knightley as Lavender Spadeheart and Flip.exe
Lexi Waltner as Marci Campbell
Fabby Garza as Mercedes
Mike Painter as Hercule Heavensward
Molly Rhinebeck as L.E. Booktok
Luke Varner as The GM
MUSIC BY MAX KNIGHTLEY
EDITED BY LUKE VARNER
CONTENT WARNING: This episode contains descriptions of coercive sex work and patriarchal misogyny.
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