I have a new celebrity crush! You wouldn’t know him, he’s low key. Just kidding! I freestyled a short monologue about the dreams I’ve been having about him. Wildly romantic to even imagine that I’d have the opportunity to tell him about the salacious and sensual dreams. Idealistic to dream that he might ever be in the same company as me. Keep in mind, these are only dreams and while based on a real experience, the interaction is imaginary.