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The girls are back with bestie-of-the-pod Carmencita! Like a hard cock, they reluctantly rise to the occasion and continue to talk about fashion week in Milan. Over a couple of wines, the girls are suddenly seduced by slippery gossip, desperately derailing what is usually sartorially focussed and semiotically incisive discourse. Sorry!

It’s bisexual awareness week, and we’re raising consciousness by Dressing For Pleasure. If New York was about bondage, and London was about flogging, then Milan is the city of Body Inflation. We horse around with cabbage patch dolls, Gigi Hadid, and Alex Consani in Blumarine, and get stuck at AVAVAV. Laura is for once, on the pod, brutally honest. About the clothes this time, she says: "I’m sorry. I can’t. Don’t hate me".