* MTV VMA recap, Britney Spears rambles for 20 min, Jim Harbaugh names 2 QB starters, Arcade Fire sex allegations, Punt God booted off the Buffalo Bills, fact checking Meghan Markle's interview, J-Lo's NDAs, BranDon loses power, and we talk to Jonah Falcon about retiring his penis.* College Football: Jim Harbaugh has no idea who to start at quarterback so he starts both McCarthy and McNamara. The Ann Arbor NIL Club is looking to bolster the team with your money. Nebraska sucks at football so much that their season is over in Week 0. * The Buffalo Bills 'Punt God' is cut after gang rape allegations from college surface. He was also cut for not being an All-Pro quarterback like Deshaun Watson.* Serena Williams needed to consult with Not-a-Prince Harry and that beast Meghan Markle about retirement. * Meghan Markle gave an interview full of more claims that need to be fact checked. She claims the British tabloids call her kids the n-word. She repeated the whopper that South Africans celebrated her marriage just like Nelson Mandela's release from prison.* A good number of listeners made it out to the Comeback King Corey Feldman's show at The Token Lounge.* Drew stumbled across an article from November that gives us an excuse to call Jonah Falcon. We notify Jonah that he's on Cal Ripken Jr's Who's Dated Who.* Charlie Langton holds a bong to promote a Tory Lane appearance. * A 'random shooter' in Detroit caused chaos on Sunday. He was arrested today.* The Paducah school shooter, Michael Carneal, is up for parole.*