* Brittney Griner gets 9 years, Alex Jones jury verdict, celebrity crypto endorsement fails, Terrell Owens v. "Karen", a new Bonerline, Doc West's rock garage sale, Demi Lovato v. Wilmer Valderrama, and Gen Z loves boner pills.* Charlie LeDuff is the star of Gretchen Whitmer's brand-new attack ad on Tudor Dixon without being asked.* Drew watched the entire Alex Jones deposition. Drew has his own Alex Jones conspiracy theory. Alex Jones lost his case and owes $4M+ in compensatory damages to the parents of Sandy Hook victims. Tomorrow he gets the punitive penalty. The Jan 6th committee wants to take a look at his cell phone now.* Trudi has breaking soap opera news as she cancels all of them.* Brittney Griner has been sentenced to 9 years in Russian jail. Kamala Harris is getting crap for locking up a bunch of people on marijuana charges.* Fans of The Bachelor want some fat people to be on the show. Drew gives his update on the dual-Bachelorettes.* Turns out the pilot who fell out of the plane may have fallen while trying to check or fix the landing gear.* Bouncers in the UK are spraying drunk jerks with 'smart water'.* T.O. live streamed a confrontation with a "Karen" in his neighborhood.* A bunch of celebrities (Mike Tyson, Matt Damon, Nick Carter, etc.) are in hot water following their failed crypto promotions. Melania Trump just announced some NFTs for sale for charity.* Young dudes are eating boner pills at an alarming rate because of performance anxiety.* A brand-new Bonerline. Call or text 209-66-Boner to chat with the show.*