* Back from Covid, Detroit Lions win again, Eli Zaret stops by, Brittney Griner/Viktor Bout trade, Trevor Noah done, Drew Crime, Bill Cosby's new accusers, Nick Carter rape allegations, luggage thief Sam Brinton, and Meghan Markle is the People's Choice.

* We See it Eli's Way. The Detroit Lions are the greatest 6-7 team ever. College Football Bowl season kicks off on Friday. Brittney Griner has been traded to the US for 'The Merchant of Death'. Mazi Smith sparks debate and what-aboutisms throughout the state and in-studio. The baseball contracts are getting insane. Bob Rathbun almost died on TV and Dominique Wilkins plowed though. Nike dropped Kyrie Irving and now he has custom shoes.

* Kanye West needs to get off the Adolf Hitler train.

* SBF hates books and loves Democrats.

* Professional grifter & former presidential candidate, Michael Avenatti, is sentenced to 14 years in prison.

* A BUNCH of celebrities are being sued for promoting the Bored Ape Yacht Club NFT scams.

* US Nuclear Waste Official Sam Brinton (bald Matt Damon/Hilary Swank) has been busted for stealing luggage... twice.

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