* West Side Story sucks, OJ is a free man again, Caitlyn Jenner hates rules, Britney Spears v. Diane Sawyer, Obvious News: Playboy Mansion had drugs, top grossing tours, and tracking down celebrities that did TV rehab.* Jimmy & Jenny sat in front a judge today. All Oxford schools are closed due to threats. Warren is expelling kids due to threats.* CBS 62 is going to have a local newscast... on a budget.* Kennedy got a new gig and is considering going full AJ Clemente.* Good news: We installed a 5th microphone! Bad news: Lyla ate it.* OJ Simpson is a free man.* Billie Eilish joined Howard Stern and talked about porno and how certain she was the COVID was going to kill her.* BranDon is not good at gambling.* Drew has your daily Tory Lanez update. "Dance, bitch. Dance"* Charlie Chaplin actually WAS canceled. Not for banging teen girls, but for "being a communist".* Britney Spears is angry at Diane Sawyer... for something 2 decades ago. She is driving Drew 'Crazy'.* Caitlyn Jenner was kicked out of the Beverly Hills Hotel for having ripped jeans. We call to inquire on the dress code.* Steven Spielberg's West Side Story has BOMBED! Some people are blaming Ansel Elgort's previous behavior.