* MacGruber is back, Detroit Lions dominate, Jim Irsay's great life, AIDS, VP Kamala Em-Harris-ment, Elon Musk v. Sen. Elizabeth Karen Pocahontas Warren, Louis CK's new stand up, and too much Omicron.* Marc apologizes for his garbage voice today.* The Detroit Lions defeated the Arizona Cardinals. Marcus is furious that the draft is falling apart for the Lions because they certainly won't make any bad picks.* Urban Meyer is a liar and an a-hole. He was really mean to Jeremy Fowler in 2010. He was really mean to Aaron Alexander in 2001. Gigi Meyer unbiasedly has her dad's back.* Our old penis pal, Jamie Gagne, has finally ended his wooden weiner war.* MacGruber is on Peacock and you should watch it. We now have more drops of Jeff Bezos having sex.* ABNN: Antonio Brown is back, baby! Drew compares AB to Britney Spears. His Cameos game is still Hall of Fame strong.* Other Sports: Carlos Correa turned down an offer from the Tigers for 10-year, $275,000,000.00. Tiger Woods and his son dressed alike and played gold together and no one thought about his cheating on Elin. LT got BUSTED and is facing felony charges, but he's trying his best. Ferris State are champions. EMU blew it. Dylan Larkin got his first hat trick. ESPN ...