* Jimmy Fallon's garbage Christmas song, Jussie Smollett: defiant liar, WATP's Karl joins us, celebs without social media, Oxford tragedy updates, China's NDAs, Drake v. the Grammys, and Drew & Lyla vs. the world.* The results are in and Charlotte will definitely receive a cell phone before the age of 12.* Lyla eats cigarettes, socks and a trophy today.* David Hogg is still around but no one is paying attention to him these days He fancies himself a political revolutionary.* Kyle Rittenhouse popped up on a podcast responding to LeBron James criticism of him... and TMZ is livid that he has a "platform".* Jussie Smollett can say and write the n-word, but white prosecutors better not read his words out loud. Don Lemon used his Chicago Police sources to tip off Jussie.* Lil Nas X misses vagina.* WATP's Karl joins the show to explain the Buffalo Bills loss, destroy Las Culturistas with Matt Rogers and Bowen Yang (not THIS Matt Rogers) and give us a taste of Dave & Chuck's new uncensored podcast.* Joe Rogan unloads on CNN. Media Matters listed every single thing they hate about Joe Rogan's show in 2021.* Oxford Updates: The artist who helped out the Crumbley parents plays dumb. The Detroit Pistons honored the victims. Rep. John Reilly's listening party turns heated regarding gun laws.