* South Park's Meg & Harry takedown, checking in with East Palestine residents, a brand-new Bonerline, Tom Mazawey with multiple eulogies & roller derby infodump, Ted Williams COTD, celebrity circ'd/uncir'd contest, and Ryan Seacrest... OUT!

* Drew gave a riveting speech to Woodward Sports today. Check them out here.

* Trudi is trying to downplay her beef with Gary Graff.

* Kathy Dyke joins us from East Palestine, Ohio to recap the chaos in town following the Norfolk Southern train derailment. Another train just derailed in our neck of the woods. Erin Brockovich is on the case. There are a bunch of GoFundMe's out there for East Palestine.

* Drew is a big fan of Raquel Welch in this outfit.

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* South Park destroyed not-a-Prince Harry and that beast, Meghan Markle.

* Ryan Seacrest is leaving Regis and Kathy Lee. He'll be replaced with Mark Consuelos. Seacrest out!

* GhostBudsters Farms brings you today’s Bonerline! Call or text 209-66-Boner.

* LeBron James is the only person in the NBA who doesn't get fined for saying 'no homo'.

* Tom Mazawey joins the show to eulogize Tim McCarver,