* A rowdy State of the Union, Yahoo's Dan Wetzel joins us from the Super Bowl, LeBron's celebrates scoring milestone with an F-Bomb, Tommy Lee's long sack, Dr. Dre v. Dee Barnes, no one likes Jackson Mahomes, Madonna's face, and Bill Gates' new girlfriend.

* LeBron James is now the all-time NBA scoring leader. He celebrated by dropping an F-bomb on live TV.

* State of the Union: Shri Thanedar stole the show with his amazing hair and captivating smile. Dr. Jill Biden and Doug Emhoff totally made out. Joe mispronounced Tyre Nichols. The China Spy Balloon made a cameo. Joe touted eliminating fast food non-compete clauses that no one knew existed. Sarah Huckabee Sanders had a response. George Santos and Mitt Romney had a tense exchange.

* Motely Crue News: Hey Hey- It's Vince Neil's birthday. Meanwhile, Tommy Lee decided to post his abnormally long "testicle sack" on social media.

* Szott M-59 Chrysler Jeep hooked up Diane Gordon with a Jeep for being a good person. Others set up a GoFundMe for her.

* Madonna is making some amazing excuses for her hideous face.

* Valerie Bertinelli lost 10 lbs because she stopped drinking for 1 month.

* Time for our Ted Williams' Clip of the Day

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