* Georgia won & Stetson Bennett partied, Antonio Brown's fling Ava Louise joins us, Kwame's virtual church, Farrah Abraham sells her poop, Drew v. Jackson Mahomes, Rock & Roll Hall of Fame purge, and Full House > Beaver.* Marc's still not scared of Georgia... even though they defeated Alabama to become National Champions.* Stetson Bennett cried a lot last night. He then proceeded to do an interview with GMA where he appeared drunk, crabby and incredibly sleepy.* Janet Jackson is still whining about the Super Bowl.* Jamie Lynn Spears will be doing an exclusive interview with GMA that will certainly bother her sister Britney.* Breaking ABNN News: Antonio Brown and Kanye West are collaborating. We talk to AB's one night, Ava Louise.* Hugh Hefner's widow, Crystal, got rid of her boobs and doesn't understand why she lost social media followers.* Signs of a Strong Economy: Farrah Abraham is selling her feces and Chet Hanks is selling NFTs* Jenna Jameson has Guillain-Barre syndrome. Apparently the side effects include massive weight gain and SnapChat filters.* Ted Cruz's 13 year old daughter is bi-sexual.* Drew hates Patrick Mahomes for no other reason than Jackson Mahomes. Denver fans were uncreatively mean to him.* RIP Don Maynard who somehow still holds all the New York Jets receiving records.* Geno Smith was busted for DUI and clashed with cops.* Jimmy Kimmel cried over the death of Bob Saget.* We remember one of cinema's classic works: Dirty Work.