* Kai the Hatchet-Wielding Hitchhiker on Netflix, RIP Jeff Beck, a brand-new unsponsored Bonerline, Tom Mazawey gives us the Adam Rich eulogy we were looking for, John Wayne Bobbitt and Trudi work on their podcast, and we're on Lisa Marie Presley Watch.

* RIP Jeff Beck.

* Lisa Marie Presley has suffered cardiac arrest and has been hospitalized.

* Every plane was grounded for the first time since 9/11. Don't worry, Pete Buttigieg is on it.

* Politricks: Joe Biden has his own 'classified documents' problem. George Santos is a liar but hey, he got elected! Marjorie Taylor Greene vs Dr. Dre.

* Sports: More 911 tapes of Antonio Brown have been released. The bodycam of Odell Beckham Jr getting kicked off of a plane has been released. The Tigers are making their ballpark more hitter-friendly.

* The vehicle that struck MSU student, Ben Kable, has been recovered but some people are saying the driver may have fled the country.

* CNN needs to put together a Larry King Greatest Hits. We have audio to submit.

* Enjoy the second unsponsored Bonerline of 2023. Call or text 209-66-Boner.

* Lyla ate lipstick.

* Drew declares the Trump train over... but the polls tell otherwise.

* The Ilitch family and Stephen Ross need $80...