* New DepantsGate info, U of M Pres. Mark Schlissel fired, Britney v. Jaime Lynn gets dumber, Kanye's parenting, Eli joins us post-NFL Wildcard weekend, Mandy Matney on 20/20, and Chet Hanks: Life Coach.* The Dallas Cowboys lost to San Francisco because they blew it and not the officials. Other NFL playoff stuff happened as well.* The infamous victim of Righteous Rick's 1st public depantsing has identified himself and has undergone no vetting process to prove his claim.* Britney vs "scum person" Jamie Lynn keeps getting dumber. Do NOT post anything that could come off as mocking Britney unless you want to face the wrath of Twitter.* Eli Zaret zooms in to question Jeopardy gender standards, MSU's gambling partnership, the Tampa Tarpons new female manager, NFL playoffs, and the Aqib Talib debacle.* Other NFL: The Detroit Lions now have the longest playoff win drought. The Buffalo Bills fans LOVE dildos. Matthew Stafford divides the studio.* Kanye West had no idea where his daughter's birthday party. Travis Scott is a hero. Better watch out, Pete, Kanye might punch you like one of his fans.* Bowen Yang's SNL promo didn't take into account who watches the NFL.* COVID: