* Fat eating "influencers", John Wayne Bobbitt recaps the Buffalo Bills & his dating history, Antonio Brown posts revenge porn, Madonna's embarrassing tour announcement, Drew Crime stories, Brian Walshe charged with murder, and CBS 62's new news team.

* Sports: Dallas Cowboys spanked Tampa Bay in what could be Tom Brady's final game. A Damar Hamlin mural has been unveiled in Buffalo. Russell Gage almost became the next Damar Hamlin. The Cowboys kicker had the worst night possibly ever. Dan Campbell joined the Manningcast.

* Gisele Bundchen is caught with the "gym teacher" again.

* Karl Hamburger has a clubfoot.

* Coming Up: Gary Graff will join us this week. White Boy Rick will also call into show to promote his upcoming event with Charlie LeDuff.

* ABNN: Antonio Brown decided to put revenge porn featuring his huge dong out on SnapChat.

* The new MLK monument in Boston looks like a dong.

* Cardi B got all dressed up for court because she forgot to do 15 hours of community service.

* Olivia Dunne is a certified 'Bonermaker'.

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