* Alec Baldwin to be charged in Rust shooting, RIP David Crosby, Tom Mazawey weasels more tickets, White Boy Rick dials into the show, a brand-new sponsored Bonerline, Jim Harbaugh is 'not giving in', and the Legend of Coke Can Greg.

* Twitter Poll Results: Jared Goff or Tom Brady? Sex on a mattress with no sheets?

* Tom Mazawey is super busy with charity events and bowling... so we dial him up right away. Along the way he weasels more Champions Club tickets and make his NFL predictions. He also makes us watch this Joe Biden video, for some reason.

* Coke Can Greg vs Melissa Schubert. Winner: Schubert.

* Some people are calling out grifts. No laughing MSU, you have some grifts yourself.

* GhostBudsters Farms brings you today's Bonerline!

* Scientology is hoping to recruit the Hulkster.

* RIP David Crosby.

* Rick Wershe joins the show to promote his upcoming event with Charlie LeDuff at the Andiamo Celebrity Showroom on March 18th. We recall a scene from White Boy Rick that is approximately 3% accurate.

* Howard Stern and Janice Ian once did a duet about Jerry Seinfeld and 17-year-old Shoshanna Lonstein.

* Olivia Dunne has recruited her best friend and teammate to help lead the Boner Army.

* Alec Baldwin has been charged with involuntary manslaughter in the death of Halyna Hutchins....