* Happy New Year from us and Buff Bezos, Antonio Brown quits mid-game, RIP John Madden, Britney Spears new "song", Biden vs "Let's Go Brandon", James Franco speaks, and Marc's still not scared of Georgia.* Happy New Year, we're back!* Breaking 2022 ABNN News: Antonio Brown quits football mid-game. AB hates drama... unless he creates it.* College Football: "Nobody is scared of Georgia". What happened to Daxton Hill? Ryan Ermanni was NOT devastated. Madelyn's Christmas was saved by Eli Zaret and the Michigan State Spartans. We may not have Dan Leach's back anymore after this Twitter mishap. The Rose Bowl was phenomenal.* Matthew Stafford moves into 4th place all time for TD passes... to the other team.* Britney Spears has released new music on her Instagram right before she unfollowed her sister.* Buff Bezos and Lauren Sanchez had a sexy vacation.* NYE Recap: Dick Clark is dead, change the name. Journey must have been the only band without covid since they rang in the New Year on ABC. Miley Cyrus had a wardrobe malfunction. Andy Cohen got wasted and ranted against Bill de Blasio. The only thing we know about Liza Koshy is that she says a lot without saying nothing. 50 Cent brought the house down.* Noah Cyrus is NOT sizzling.*