* Lauren Sanchez's Jeff Bezos-less interview, Damar Hamlin conspiracies, woman killed after being sucked into plane engine, Paris Hilton's baby, Rick & Morty creator in trouble, WNBA players want charter flights, Holmes & Roback v. ABC, and Jason Carr's triumphant return to Facebook.

* The Damar Hamlin conspiracy theory is alive and well. Juanita Broaddrick thinks Damar Hamlin is dead and the Buffalo Bills and NFL are covering it up.

* Courtney Edwards got too close to a plane engine and sucked in. She was warned multiple times that she was too close. She didn't make it. You can donate to her GoFundMe right here.

* Not reading books is "in" right now.

* What ever happened to Aqib and Yaqub Talib?

* Politricks: Trump, Biden, Pence... and now Jimmy Carter. Everyone seems to have classified documents. Republicans want to know who the hell is buying Hunter Biden's paintings.

* You can purchase John Hinckley's art.

* Passengers of Thai Smile Airways don't take kindly to people who act up.

* We need to make more awesome ways for death row inmates to die.

* Paris Hilton made some other chick have a baby for her. Hopefully her and her husband look after this one more than the first kid.

* Britney Spears deleted her Instagram... and "concerned fans" called the police for a welfare check. Oh, and Britney changed her name to River Red.