* Antonio Brown's media tour, Drew Crime: Lauren Smith-Field, the loves of Linda Lovelace, Crypto.com robbed, Rob Schneider's new ad, and we talk to the artist behind the Kobe & Gigi Bryant statue.* We're going to get another Supreme Court Justice confirmation hearing in the near future. Fun! Joe Biden said he'd nominate a Black female on the campaign trail, but some are doubting that promise.* Elton John has COVID.* The stock market is weird and volatile this week.* Anarchy In The USA: Michael Rapaport filmed some dude stealing a bunch of stuff from a NYC Rite Aid in front of a security guard. San Francisco drivers leave their trunks open. Train robberies are back in style. Sorry, gangs. The supply chain is going great. No more monoclonal antibodies for Omicron. Two police gunned down in New York. Some idiot offered condolences to the murderer's family.* Marc finally bought the right toilet paper.* Things that always aggravate Mike Valenti: Advertising prices in the NFL. Mike Macdonald to the Ravens. Jim Harbaugh NFL rumors.* Rob Schneider and other Bobs are the face of Bob's Discount. We're not the on...