* Antonio Brown is done with football, Elizabeth Holmes' guilty, Patton Oswalt apologizes for a photo, IG is mad at Hillary Duff, Eli sees it his way, tabloid story time, and Alec Baldwin's made-up Splenda story.* Antonio Brown is the gift that keeps on giving. Since he's "no longer a Buc" he dropped a new banger. Cameos is now his full-time job.* See It My Way with Eli Zaret: AB = Rodman. More Aqib Talib complaints. The Lions are 2-13-1. Eli saves Madelyn's Christmas. Eli & Drew are terrified of Georgia. Kirk Herbstreit's "OK Boomer" take. Another Las Vegas Raider gets a DUI.* We try to figure out who Liza Koshy is since she replaced Jenny McCarthy.* Curb Your Enthusiasm is getting flak because everyone does these days.* The Simpsons is still rolling. Stan's Blue Bombers make an appearance.* Patton Oswalt took a photo with Dave Chappelle... and then apologized for taking a photo with Dave Chappelle because it "hurt" a handful of people.* Lia Thomas is the LeBron James of women's swimming. USA Swimming officials are resigning in protest over their own rules.* What is Ed Lightfoot up to these days?* Hillary Duff and Molly Bernard are in SO MUCH trouble with the internet.* Pedo News: Prince Andrew (Andy Windsor) can't sweat.