* Dave Chappelle has show moved in Minneapolis, billionaire Elon Musk bangs billionaire Sergey Brin's wife, angry Kid Rock fans, Tom Morello tackled by his own security, a new Sesame Place camera angle, Ricky Martin exonerated, and BranDon returns.* BranDon is back from his paternity leave. He has very little help with the new baby as his in-laws are busy painting his new house and Bernie from XG Tech is trying to get him internet.* Stephen Gabbara is in need of ringers for the Sixth Annual Kirk Gibson Foundation Golf Classic.* Eduardo Rodriguez has finally contacted the Tigers after a month of radio silence. Except... he only talked to his manager and not the bosses that sign his checks.* Ryan Ermanni declares Top Gun: Maverick the greatest sequel of all time.* There is a new angle on Racist Rosita from Sesame Place.* Dr. Jill Biden was heckled on the street.* Ethan Schmidt was fishing for clicks and goes viral after giving PetSmart crap about a pride flag.* Priscilla Presley wants you to know that Elvis was not a racist.* Sports: Enes Freedom went on Tucker Carlson to leak audio of NBA brass cowering to China. Vince McMahon retires from the WWE following allegations. The owner of the Edmonton Oilers is in trouble for allegedly paying for sex with a minor ballerina. Also, check out his Michael Jackson nose. David Ortiz's daughter got to sing the National Anthem at the Baseball Hall of Fame.* Joe Biden still has COVID.* Monkeypox is officially at public health emergency according to the WHO.*