EmRata is a bad friend, Nashville school shooting, Eli Zaret joins us, OnlyFans judge, 21 Jump Street cures Kanye, news anchor fizz-ired for talking like Snoop Dog, Bonerline Karen responds, LMFAO should have Martha Reeves' HW star, and we're sick of AT&T Lily & the Antonelli's.

Another day, another school shooting. This time a lot of the focus will be on the shooter's gender.

Karl Hamburger once brawled with the drummer of Eli Zaret's intro song for today.

We See It Eli's Way on the greatest (or the worst) Final Four possibly ever, the wild west of NIL deals, the Michigan State Spartans loss to Kansas State, ESPN's non-stop women's NCAA coverage, MLB's return (with very few Detroit Tiger stars), eulogize Jerry Green and more. Marc just wants a mention for the NCAA Frozen Four & it's shot down.

Dr. Jordan Peterson had a hell of a battle with Adderall.

Emily Ratajkowski and Harry Styles are enjoying each other's mouths. Olivia Wilde is pretending she's not bothered by it. Yeah, right. She's more upset about her divorce money.

Reese Witherspoon and her Quibi husband are divorcing.

Actor Jonathan Majors arrested for strangling his girlfriend. Update: the woman has recanted her story. Majors will play Dennis Rodman in a future movie. Hopefully it's about this awesome trip to North Korea.

Donald Trump held a rally in Waco. Ted Nugent took the opportunity to take shots at Volodymyr Zelenskyy. Orlando Bloom and Volodymyr Zelenskyy are best buds now.

Commercials: The Antonelli's Cheese Shop needs to go away. Milana Vayntrub (the AT&T) has deserted her Boner Army and left us alone in the field

Jim Nantz is likely to give his tie to himself this year.

Jonah Hill & 21 Jump Street has cured Kanye West's antisemitism.

A 20-year TV veteran said "for swizzle, my nizzle" and didn't realize only black people can say that. She's in trouble now. Charlamagne tha God comes to her defense.

If you use a meme with a black person in it, you are racist according Teen Vogue.

GVSU Graduations: They are having segregated graduations. Now they are NOT having segregated graduations. Wait... now they ARE having segregated graduations.

Martha Reeves needs $55k for her Hollywood Walk of Fame slab. You can pay for her sidewalk star right here.

LMFAO's Super Bowl Halftime performance is one of the most underrated cultural moment in the last 20 years.

A Wayne State professor has been suspended for advocating violence on social media.

Stanford is screwing up left and right these days.

Bill Laimbeer was in Land of the Lost. Bloop.

There is a YouTube Exclusive Bonerline. Watch it.

The infamous 'Bonerline Karen' has responded to her appearance on last week's Bonerline. Call or text 209-66-Boner.

Is Trump still supposed to be arrested or what? His NFTs are soaring in value.

Meghan Markle may be 'Marklecidal' as she wants to go to the coronation. Not-a-prince Harry and his best friend Elton John are in England suing The Daily Mail.

Meet Gregory A. Locke, the OnlyFans judge. He has some hot photos on Instagram, as well.

Trudi has food poisoning.

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