Pat McAfee bolts to ESPN, Meghan Markle & Not-a-Prince Harry pretend car chase, Chris D’Elia wishes he was Vanguard, a nude man fights all of Miami, and who’s smarter Anna Nicole Smith or Britney Spears?

Local Comics: Dave Landau will be in-studio with us tomorrow. J. Chris Newberg has a new special you should watch.

Jack Douglas is NOT Jack Gordon. Drew “eulogizes” him, but we’ll talk to him next week.

Britney Spears responds to TMZ Investigates just like we thought she would… by spinning.

Higher IQ… Britney Spears or Anna Nicole Smith?

Meghan Markle received the Ms. Foundation’s Woman of Vision Award for some reason. Meghan and Not-a-Prince Harry claim they were being chased by paparazzi just like Lady Diana. FAKE! Meghan’s lame podcast has wins more awards.

Pat McAfee is walking away from $30M/year with FanDuel to join ESPN.

Ja Morant is not sorry, but issues a statement anyway. He hasn’t done anything bad enough to be dropped by Nike yet.

USA Today piles on Howard Stern.

10 women come forward about Chris D’Elia and his aspirations to be a cult leader. It turns out his daddy is a producer and Chris is a nepo-baby.

Fights: Naked guy vs everyone in Dade County. Inter-gender baseball fight. Disney World fight.

Johnny Depp got a standing ovation at the Cannes Film Festival.

Haley Pullos of General Hospital fame was busted for a DUI and was a total diva about it.

Salma Hayek had a ‘wardrobe malfunction’ and flashed her private areas.

Lil Wayne walked off stage in LA because the crowd wasn’t hyped enough.

Music: Axl Rose with Carrie Underwood. Axl Rose with Tom Petty. Sheryl Crow with Prince.

We roll through all of the members of all the Olsen family Team Photo.

Jackson Mahomes was in court and more details emerged of his assault. He may have lost Brittany Mahomes’ friendship.

Politricks: White House Spokesperson KJP walked off when asked about the Durham Report. Dianne Feinstein is senile and can’t remember that she’s been gone for a long time. George Santos remains a liar. Lauren Boebert is getting a divorce. The Squad wants $14T for reparations.

Don’t mess with Walgreens security guards.

Forbes Magazine claims you are racist if you “don’t see color”.

The State of Michigan needs workers. You may be able to smoke the reefer and get a job with the state. Weed may make you a schizo, though.

Elizabeth Holmes has to report to prison… WAIT… nevermind. She’s rich and gets another extension.

University of Idaho murderer Bryan Kohberger is finally indicted.

Remember Red’s Tube Bar pranks? Here are a couple of them.

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