* JFK Jr is back from the dead, NFL's Henry Ruggs III DUI, the Baldwin's won't shut up, Scotty Pippen is still mad at MJ, Drew Crime: Ed Kemper & the Suitcase Killer, and Pole Assassin's comfort-monkey attacks.* JFK Jr. missed his scheduled appearance in Dealey Plaza today to reinstate Donald Trump as President. Robin Williams and Dale Earnhardt made an appearance instead.* Chelsea High School seems to have some really dumb kids and/or racist ones.* Drew Crime: The Suitcase Killer is free. Her complicit baby is on the loose with a strong murder gene. We remember when Michael Fay got caned in Singapore and then Weird Al made him famous. The worst mother possibly ever has been paroled. Ed Kemper is the tallest serial killer and little Pee Wee Gaskins is the shortest. Drew demands that Truth Serum be introduced to the investigation process.* There is a shortages of snow plow drivers this upcoming winter and we're all going to be buried in snow. Nobody wants to work.* NYC Vaccine Madness: No trash for you. No firefighters for you. Police, however, are getting the jab.* Huma Abedin is making the rounds with a terribly titled new book; Both/And: A Life in Many Worlds.* Las Vegas Raiders WR Henry Ruggs III was involved in a car accident and is being charged with DUI resulting in death.* The Baldwins will NOT go away or hideout. Today they lost their kitty cat.* We don't know who Kelly Dodd and Rick Leventhal are...