* We're Fast & Furious, Darren Pang dials in, DiCaprio v. Bezos, Aaron Rodgers ruined Howard Stern's weekend, Scottie Pippen popping off, Trudi & Marc: Toilet Twins, Eli stops by, and Drew wants to leave the Earth.* Marc and Trudi both started the show on the toilet... together and separate.* Darren Pang (of Stéphane Yelle/Chris Chelios fame) joins the show to promote The Jamie Daniels Foundation Celebrity Roast of Brett Hull.* Music: Nobody hates Dolly Parton. The Bee Gees wrote Islands in The Stream. Martha Reeves has been invited to join the Rolling Stones on stage at Ford Field on November 15th. Drew likes Marvin Gaye's super slow version of Yesterday.* Some people are saying Dave Portnoy released his own sex tape to preemptively combat the Business Insider article.* Drew is upset that Aaron Rodgers is getting more hate than Deshaun Watson. Some people are saying that Kyrie Irving got the most crap.* Lyla's streak is back at 0 days.* "Rude little pig" Ireland Baldwin comes to Travis Scott's defense.* Kylie Jenner's cosmetics business appears to suffer due to her husband's concert etiquette.* Bill Maher is a confirmed bachelor.* Coleman Young II is better at winning elections than Joel Loving.* Byron Allen thinks McDonald's is racist because he wants them to spend more money on advertising with...