* It's Maz-Day bitches, Matthew Perry is slurring everywhere, the best residual deals in Hollywood, a brand-new Bonerline, Clarktober continues and we get ready for a UM/MSU/World Series/Lions sporgy weekend.* Sporgy: Michigan vs Michigan State. The World Series begins. The Detroit Lions face the Miami Dolphins.* Matthew Perry Coverage: His colon blew up. He makes almost $20M/year in residuals. He spills about hooking up with Valerie Bertinelli. He wanted to nail Jennifer Aniston. He takes a shot at Keanu Reeves for no reason at all. GMA dropped a 45 minute preview of the interview.* It's Friday, bitches! HAHAHAHAhaha.* Lil Jon has an HGTV show.* Drew is still trying to sell us on Licorice Pizza.* Some actors have incredible residual deals.* Jerkmate brings you another Bonerline. Call of text 209-66-Boner.* John List is another murdering Michigan alum.* Politricks: Justice Samuel Alito claims to be a target for assassination. The Herschel Walker pile on continues. Big Gretch vs Tutin' Tudor.* Drew caught the Michaella McCollum doc, High: Confessions of an Ibiza Drug Mule, on Netflix.