* Gearing up for a MSU v. Michigan/Halloween/Birthday weekend, Chicago Blackhawks sex abuse case, skinny Tara Reid, space movies, a new Bonerline, tardy Trudi, and Maz hangs us out to dry.* Saturday is the biggest Michigan/Michigan State football game "possibly ever".* It's also Drew's birthday weekend. A birth date that is shared with some dubious people.* Zillow's algorithm is so jacked up that they are selling houses at a loss.* Alec Baldwin needs a haircut and a shave now that "Rust" is done. Hannah Gutierrez-Reed is bad at her job and her boyfriend is bad at racing her motorcycle.* Morgan Wallen is up for American Music Awards, but he's not allowed to accept them in person.* Prince Jackson rambled on and on Good Morning Britain. He's a spitting image of his father. Paris Jackson is nude again.* Trudi's late arrival causes Lyla to restart her Joe DiMaggio streak.* Drew's good friend, Kirk Gibson, should be stopping by on the next show.* Jerkmate brings you the Bonerline. Call or text 209-66-Boner.* Former NY Governor Andrew Cuomo has been hit with criminal charges.* The Chicago Blackhawks and Joel Quenneville are in serious hot water following the John Doe (Kyle Beach) sexual assault report.* Deshaun Watson is doing NO WORK.* Randy Bachman lost a guitar 45 years ago. He just found it. Now you have to go and find Robby Krieger's guitar.*