Drew World Order

In this archived bonus podisode of the unscripted improv involving Anna Wintour, Starfire, Professor Quantavius-D, and Bill Clinton as they appear on a dating show in 2006.  Quantavius-D hesitantly appears as the bachelor of the century and shits his way through the contestants as they vie for the heart of a Professor, History of Accounting.......blah blah blah.  Conspiracy research often requires the art of the laugh and while this episode was NOT designed to produce laughs but provide context.  Context for a weirdo hellbent on pretending he resides within the History of Accounting Department at Cal Berkeley University.  LISTENER DISCRETION ADVISED:  This episode harmed no conspiracies throughout the production of content.  No reserved rights for Ted Koppel and Phase II of the DWO was initiated at the beginning of this description by David Copperfield.  You are now fully ensconced in the DWO:  Paradox of Plop.  Check us out on the interweb at www.the-dwo.com and god bless Theodore Koppel III.  Merry Christmas to the British and we love you in France!!! 

More bonus content from S-A-L 9000, the spinoff show from the Drew World Order found on Castbox's Livecast Feature.  Some of our Iranian friends go full Miagi-son on Mr. Drew and use Rastafarian magic in order to hear AC/DC songs from a Kansas perspective.  Quite possibly the most ridiculous thing you'll ever hear in a book.  Listener discretion advised:  NOT FOR CHILDREN and NOT FOR SOME ADULTS.  Brace yourself before you ace yourself.  Enjoy and Happy Pre-Christmas.  The last NOEL is a story you rarely hear.  Written by Benny Beham and Sal.  Directed by the Bird of Sal, a non-fictional character from Earth.  

We have uncovered the lost tapes of a long lost brotherhood between Screaming Chuy, host of the fantastic Screaming Chuy Show, and Drewbert when they were younglings.  In this tape you will hear the thunderdome friends discover a computer for the first time and use it to hone in on Kim Jong Un's location, which doesn't make any sense since it would have been Kim Jung Il in charge of North Korea.  But nevertheless, tune in to the Screaming Chuy Show as it has quickly become a favorite of the DWO!  The Professor is on record as saying, "The Screaming Chuy Show is like Billy Mays and Chuck Norris had a baby that turned into a podcast and then was drizzled with chocolate fondue from Ted Koppel's brunch table and then sprinkled with strawberry peanut shavings from........somewhere or something, shit I don't know.  But I know it's fucking good and you should tune in...or I will unleash a firey, uh, nevermind.  The Screaming Chuy Show is where it's at so have a listen."   That was an actual quote from the Professor!  Stay tuned for more collaboration between the DWO and SCS, both hosted by Anchor!  

The illumination of a thousand points of podcasting lights shine on the episode pertaining to the New World Order.  This is our culmination episode and the jump off point when we do a soft reboot of the show and recast the Professor.  Hear former Presidents, Prime Ministers, and Henry Kissinger (who is somehow still fucking alive) speak with raving reviews on their new secular order of the ages.  But wait, not if the Professor and decent human beings of all races, cultures, creeds, incomes, genders, or sneeze preferences unite once and for all to declare, "We'd rather have a Drew World Order."   No globalists were harmed in the making of this episode but Ted Koppel remains missing, I think.  Help us find Koppel's hairpiece by listening and supporting the Drew World Order at www.the-dwo.com   #QuantaviusD   #newworldorder  #nwo  #dwo