This episode covers our use of social media, dating sites, chat rooms and the whole reason the internet was invented in the first place - to look up porn.

Drinks Consumed: Miller Lite (Gera), Modelo (Big Alex), Chopin Vodka (Lil Alex), Martin House True Love/Homebrewed Summer Wheat Ale (Jeffy)

In celebration of Cinco de Mayo we are releasing this episode a couple of days early. Come with us on a journey into our youth where we remember our first tastes of alcohol, first times getting drunk and other hilarious high school stories. **Special Guests** Chad & Danny!

Drinks Consumed: Devils River Whiskey (Lil Alex), Corona Premiere (Big Alex), Leinenkugel Summer Shandy (Jeffy), Shiner Bock (Danny), Michelob Ultra (Chad)

In this episode we reflect on our past run-ins with the law and come to realize just how much little trouble we've actually been in throughout the years. Also Big Alex is missing in action, but where on earth could he be?

Drinks Consumed: Deep Ellum Local Legend Sweet Stout (Lil Alex), Yeti Imperial Stout (Gera), Leinenkugel Summer Shandy (Jeffy)

In part 2 of 2 we flip the script to see what happens if we lost all of our money and suddenly find ourselves homeless and living on the streets. **Special Guest: R-Mando from The Talented Slackers podcast

Drinks Consumed: Miller Lite (Gera), Shiner Bock (Jeffy), Imperial (Big Alex), Deep Ellum Dallas Blonde & Wild Acre Texas Blonde (Lil Alex), Chopin Vodka w/ Sprite (R-Mando)

In Part 1 of 2 , the guys discuss what would happen if they were to win the lottery and whether they would remain friends with this life changing event. **Also we have our first guest, R-Mando, from The Talented Slackers podcast!

Drinks Consumed: Miller Lite (Gera), Shiner Bock (Jeffy), Imperial (Big Alex), Deep Ellum Dallas Blonde & Wild Acre Texas Blonde (Lil Alex), Chopin Vodka w/ Sprite (R-Mando)

After Gera realizes that there aren't any more Saturday morning cartoons, the guys discuss what shows they used to watch as kids along with what toys and games they played. Also Big Alex gets mad at Lil Alex and Gera for talking about a different kind of "playtime" that results in a happy ending.

Drinks Consumed: Deep Ellum Local Legend (Gera), Odell Myrcenary Double IPA (Jeffy), Deep Ellum Dallas Blonde (Lil Alex) & Martin House True Love (Big Alex)

After discussing how well the new Black Panther movie is doing, the guys recollect on the first big (and weird) movie theater experiences they had while also going through their favorite movies from all genres - especially chick flicks.

Gera tries to take over the entire podcast as lead host while we discuss the topics of bucket lists and ultimately our deaths.

In this episode we discuss our musical tastes past and present, what concerts we've attended, sexual slang terms and how old age has slowed our recovery from a hard night of drinking.

In our inaugural episode we introduce ourselves while discussing how we met and how the podcast came to be. Further topics include your identity on the internet, squatty potty usage, porn searches and more! Enjoy!