DAVE is aware the NY Mets are an MLB team. DAVE is also aware they've won 2 World Series titles in their history. 

BUT, it isn't until today that the Mets can be considered a real, official MLB team. The quality ownership of Steve Cohen, still in its infancy, dropped an absolute bomb on the rest of the baseball world, acquiring 1 of the best shortstops on the planet.

Major League Baseball......TAKE NOTICE!!!!

Today, DAVE sets aside all of the awesome milestones set by the NFL's elite to talk about 2 of the biggest morons he's ever laid his eyes on.

Hi Adam, bye Adam.

Oh, and Doug, please let yourself out as well.

And don't forget to have a terrible day!!

DAVE tries to make sense of Giannis Antetokounmpo, aka "The Greek Freak", signing a Super-Max Contract Extension to stay in Milwaukee for 5 more years. While it will pay him a grand total of $228 million, more than any other team could pay him, it's still difficult to understand. 

Sooooooooo, in today's episode, DAVE tries to make sense of "The Greek Freak's" decision.

The Baltimore Ravens and Cleveland Browns just played an instant classic on Monday Night Football.

It had everything you'd ever need in a football game:

• Record-Breaking Performances

So, yeah, if you went to bed early last night, I fell realllllllllllly bad for you.

For those who haven't yet climbed aboard the Jalen Hurts' bandwagon, there's still time. DAVE is recruiting members for the Jalen Hurts' fan club. Join now before it's too late. DAVE brings you today's episode, sitting still, in his driveway. It's so good it should be illegal that it's free.

DAVE explains what it means to be a lifelong Jets' fan. Here's a hint: It means you're INSANE!! In today's episode, DAVE laughs uncontrollably like a crazy person. Welcome to the life of a Jets' fan. Oh, and don't be surprised if Adam Gase DOESN'T GET FIRED at the end of the season....

The NFL decided it needed to own every day of the week. Yes, it's about to dominate Wednesdays too!! BUT, the NFL IS NOT undefeated at life. In fact, it's about to take a major L to a tree. That's right. A TREE!!!!

ENJOY!!

DAVE sifts through the crazy-ass holiday weekend in sports to bring you the craziest thing you'll ever see. And it serves as proof that the NFL is the big bad wolf that will NEVER be messed with. There's a reason why the NFL is undefeated....at life.

Enjoy DAVES' rant!! 

Today, DAVE hits traffic for the 1st time in a LOOOOOONG time. And then DAVE ties a pretty bow on the NBA's free agency period....sort of. In this episode, find out which young NBA star DAVE would build his team around. 

Hint: It's not who you'd expect....

DAVE does something he's never done before:

HE DEFENDS TOM BRADY.

Now, DAVE hates Tom as much as the next guy, but at some point, you just have to speak the truth. Tom Brady is the GOAT, and the Bucs are a good football team, and they'll probably make a run in playoffs, so stop trying to run him over every time he throws an interception.

This feels weird....