1. Pakistani protester dies from flag burning. LOL. 2. Mexican prisoners on the run. Kill Pitbull. 3. Obama is a socialist. Duh. 4. Dark energy camera. Spooky. 5. Homeland security purchases 200 million bullets. 6. America is one fat bastard. 7. America is broke. 8. Russia 3000 years worth of diamonds discovered. 9. Chinese general warms of war. 10. The gulf is getting awfully crowded. 11. Obama video game advertising. 12. Mining graduates earn more than Harvard. 13. Newspaper ad revenue collapse. 14. Conservative students denied entry into democrat conference. 15. Stewart vs O'Reilly.