Drudge Report Report

1. The Obamas head to Africa! 2. Information for a dollar. 3. Sesame street parenting framework for retards. 4. WAR: American/Syrian proxy war. 5. School is a bitch. 6. Genes not to be patented. YAY! 7. I love white people. and more.

1. Scandal is a four letter word. 2. Hillary Clinton Twitter. 3. Syria. Turkey. Joke. 4. U.S. military gotta love Bam-dog. 5. Sue. Threat. Saudi. 6. Acupuncture is a tiger's best friend. 7. 1984 is 60% of 3306. and more.

1. Hilarious Hillary. 2. Politics is a dick joke n' a half. 3. Turkey: The dictator gone retard. 4. Lungs are overrated. 5. Hotel for a Motel. 6. Bullet train gains speed. 7. Israeli women are hot. and more.

1. Oklahoma tears a new one. 2. Apple avoiding taxes. But wait, is that a cute little dog I see!? 3. IRS accountability issues. 4. The Exorcist. 5. We must bomb Iraq for some reason. 6. Sex slaves are the new Sex slaves. 7. Cannes as troubled as Lindsay Lohan. and more.

1. Celebrities cry tonight! 2. Bacon you sexy thang. 3. Obama can't subtract. 4. Stockton Total War Zero. 5. Howard Stern is my role model. 6. Phily, you child molesting freak. 7. Food. Food. Starvation. and more.

1. President Obama: The Official Blame Game TM. 2. Pope Francis condemns himself. 3. Accessorize bitch. 4. Ammunition shortages rock fed. 5. What witness? 6. Venezuela toilet paper shortage. 7. Warren Buffet cries. and more.

1. Seven people caught trespassing... terrorist! 2. Seattle man = U.S. Government. 3. Eric Holder. No comment. 4. Detroit mayor has enough. 5. IRS cannot contain it's excitement. 6. Obama too big. 7. Solar Flares speak truth. and more. www.thefinancialreality.com

1. Justice De-what? 2. I exclusively hit gay people. 3. Samsung > Apple. 4. President Obama is a top down, bottom up kinda guy. 5. Russia is boiling. 6. SARS: Delicious. 7. Nuclear. and more.

1. Green jobs are expensive things. 2. Russian 'victory' parade. 3. Syria is a bitch. 4. Get a pet. NOW. 5. Colorado does weed. 6. The Iranian hang glider. 7. American man cover up. and more.

1. Benghazi hearings. RUSE. 2. Top 100 Trusted People in America. 3. 105 Texan HOE. 4. Putin is not a happy camper. 5. Teacher fails to master the deep throat. 6. Giant African land snails. Sexy. 7. Nuclear what? and more.