Drudge Report Report

1. Romney dishes Obama some hurt in the polls. 2. Iran perhaps close to A-bomb, maybe, probably, certainly! 3. Chavez, that sly dog won. 4. NY times about time. 5. Market looks itself in the mirror. LOL jks. 6. Obama hit hard by his own performance. Go figure. 7. Twitter explodes.

1. The Afghanistan war prolongs 12 long years. 2. 91 people infected by meningitis outbreak. 3. Biden vs Paul. Retard vs Model. 4. Californian gas goes woop-woop! 5. Snooooopdooooog. Slow down there, buddy. 6. NY air is very NY. 7. Lybia is a mess. 8. Venezuela. Elections. Chavez is fat. 9. Turkey (L) Syria. 10. $500 million in oil loans. 11. Israel shoots drone. Misses ego. 12. Paris black joke. 13. Shock and terror. 14. There are a lot of news stories, so just listen to the freakin' show.

1. Romney, meet Obama... TALK! Y U NO TALK!? 2. Adele is fat. 3. Recorded late at night, moments before falling asleep. I can't tell you how out of it I am. All I wanted to do, is finish this sucker off and shoot myself in the head with a 12 guage shotgun: The world's most effective narcotic. Enjoy!

1. Late. Brash. Upskirt. I was never very good at describing myself, but I feel these three words capture the essence of the Reade.

1. France to ban words "mother" and "father" for gay marriage. 2. Japan VS China. All I see is Asian man attacking his Shadow. 3. Clearly: Israel (L) Iran. 4. Facebook gaff, gets gaff. 5. Danish Sperm donor passes genetic disorder to 5 kids. Please don't tell the wife! 6. I can't take it Michelle! Give me back my North Korean dirt! 7. Obama is a socialist capitalist. 8. Secret to male longevity. Don't try this at home. 9. Al Gore: Your ass is mine.

1. I'm a desperate man with a lonely voice. Someone please love me, I'll even give you my government welfare!? 2. The Reade cries tonight. This is the Drudge Report Report.

1. Pakistani protester dies from flag burning. LOL. 2. Mexican prisoners on the run. Kill Pitbull. 3. Obama is a socialist. Duh. 4. Dark energy camera. Spooky. 5. Homeland security purchases 200 million bullets. 6. America is one fat bastard. 7. America is broke. 8. Russia 3000 years worth of diamonds discovered. 9. Chinese general warms of war. 10. The gulf is getting awfully crowded. 11. Obama video game advertising. 12. Mining graduates earn more than Harvard. 13. Newspaper ad revenue collapse. 14. Conservative students denied entry into democrat conference. 15. Stewart vs O'Reilly.

1. Why am I not wearing pants!? 2. CNN release photo of anti-Islam creator. 3. Netanyahu is Ya-hoo. 4. Professor forces Obama onto students. 5. India space mission to mars; 2013. 6. Surf Australia: drones save lives. 7. GM bites hand. 8. DC police racist. 9. Occupy Wall Street anniversary. 10. Istanbul bank center shines. 11. $7 million gold.

1. Chicago teacher's strike. The worst possible lesson. 2. Iran: Oil should be $150. America: Maybe you shouldn't have oil. 3. Lybia's president claims attack was pre-emptive. Lybia has a president? 4. Mystery murder solved after 55 years. My father's sperm feels a sense of justice. 5. Japan streamlines the Bukkake.