1. France to ban words "mother" and "father" for gay marriage. 2. Japan VS China. All I see is Asian man attacking his Shadow. 3. Clearly: Israel (L) Iran. 4. Facebook gaff, gets gaff. 5. Danish Sperm donor passes genetic disorder to 5 kids. Please don't tell the wife! 6. I can't take it Michelle! Give me back my North Korean dirt! 7. Obama is a socialist capitalist. 8. Secret to male longevity. Don't try this at home. 9. Al Gore: Your ass is mine.