Drudge Report Report

1. The Cicada strikes back! 2. Rush Limbaugh is not faulty LOL. 3. The Chinese white/pink dolphin. Who knows!? 4. Foreign hackers plan attack. Note: Foreign. 5. California: Fire season a bitch. 6. Food stamps for pets. 7. Al Gore is rich. and more.

1. Far OUT Golden Dawn party. 2. Obama, you're the devil. Cute~~. 3. Chinese Scientists create new strain of mutant influenza virus. 4. More China, with a bite of rat. 5. Fire. Fire! Ages away. 6. Defense department does stuff. 7. Ex-speaker, please stop speaking. and more.

1. Obamacare: The consequential disaster. 2. Golden Dawn Greek only Soup Kitchen. 3. Al Jazeera Detroit. 4. 25th person dies from Chinese bird flu. 5. Google glass. 6. Philadelphia advertising rein. 7. Syria? Where art thou chemical might? and more.

1. Massacre in Newtown, Connecticut... 2. Airplane news. 3. Chavez. You have been terminated (cancer). 4. Obama is cool about weed. Though war still be hip #YOLO. 5. Beiber castration plot. 6. The Chinese are doomsday CRAZY! 7. Midget porn breaks records. 8. Black + News = Views.

1. I'm so pumped to start being crazy again! 2. Did the doctor say not to smoke meth? Because I can't help but feel my addiction is more honest.

1. France, you're an even more failed Venezuela. 2. Obama's do-or-die. 3. Lying is what Biden was built to do. 4. Amtrak, you're an even more failed France. 5. Mice sing. 6. Clinton takes responsibility for something that means nothing. 7. Sports enthusiasts disappointed by a lack of death.

1. Muslims get angry outside Google HQ. Use Google maps to find way. 2. Man jumps. Real high. 3. Turkey and Syria. Seriously, cut it out. 4. Michelle Obama. You are the queen of disgrace. 5. Pension funds, severely lacking. Hooray! 6. People murdered in Chicago. Black people doing what they excel at. 7. To restore the balance. I'm Asian and my penis resembles a half-eaten smartie.

1. Chinese Yuan at an all-time high. It's funny because it's true. 2. J.P. Morgan record profit. Wish he didn't die. 3. EU peace prize award. 4. Tim defends Obama. I no like either. 5. Glass dies. 6. No one cares about Joe Biden. 7. A couple more ill-timed jokes.

1. Samantha: Romney's American Sweet-heart. Please say hello to the crew of Cheaters! 2. Meningitis is a real killer. 3. Washington could legalize weed. The Reade is officially immigrating. 4. Coke leaves Greece. Misinterpreted. 5. Carlos Fat is Carlos Rich. 6. Romney, meet religion. 7. Muslim brotherhood act like a bunch of Muslims.

1. Merkel: The deadly witch from up north. 2. Obama cries himself to sleep. 3. North Korea: Missile can reach U.S. LOL. 4. Central planning FAIL! 5. Man who plans crazy thing, does sane thing. 6. Michelle Obama: No politics. Only suckie, suckie. 7. AP. Even you put me to shame! www.thefinancialreality.com