1. Romney, meet Obama... TALK! Y U NO TALK!? 2. Adele is fat. 3. Recorded late at night, moments before falling asleep. I can't tell you how out of it I am. All I wanted to do, is finish this sucker off and shoot myself in the head with a 12 guage shotgun: The world's most effective narcotic. Enjoy!

Drudge Report Report #7 - Last Thursday's news, dear.

News

1. The Obamas head to Africa! 2. Information for a dollar. 3. Sesame street parenting framework for retards. 4. WAR: American/Syrian proxy war. 5. School is a bitch. 6. Genes not to be patented. YAY! 7. I love white people. and more.

Drudge Report Report #28 - Me Love you Long time.

1. Scandal is a four letter word. 2. Hillary Clinton Twitter. 3. Syria. Turkey. Joke. 4. U.S. military gotta love Bam-dog. 5. Sue. Threat. Saudi. 6. Acupuncture is a tiger's best friend. 7. 1984 is 60% of 3306. and more.

Drudge Report Report #27 - Whistleblower Snowden.

1. Hilarious Hillary. 2. Politics is a dick joke n' a half. 3. Turkey: The dictator gone retard. 4. Lungs are overrated. 5. Hotel for a Motel. 6. Bullet train gains speed. 7. Israeli women are hot. and more.

Drudge Report Report #26 - Reade's Tax Haven.

1. Oklahoma tears a new one. 2. Apple avoiding taxes. But wait, is that a cute little dog I see!? 3. IRS accountability issues. 4. The Exorcist. 5. We must bomb Iraq for some reason. 6. Sex slaves are the new Sex slaves. 7. Cannes as troubled as Lindsay Lohan. and more.

Drudge Report Report #25 - Tornado Madness!

1. Celebrities cry tonight! 2. Bacon you sexy thang. 3. Obama can't subtract. 4. Stockton Total War Zero. 5. Howard Stern is my role model. 6. Phily, you child molesting freak. 7. Food. Food. Starvation. and more.

Drudge Report Report #7 - Last Thursday's news, dear.

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