On today's show, fired drug sniffing dogs face an abysmal job market.

Then, you can now get illegal drugs delivered by drones, in Florida of course.

Next, another story about a man getting stuck in a porta-potty tank, you won't believe the worthless piece of crap he was trying to retrieve! Spoiler alert, Lilibet doesn't believe it can happen (just search the image online and see for yourself).