Pointless Global News

On today's show, Norway claps back at Trump, with some toilet humor of their own.

Then, a stuntman dressed as Michael Myers, pulls a 1.5 ton car with the tip of his penis.

Next, dog poop becomes a weapon in the latest version of Grand Theft Auto!

On today's show, it's an all ai edition of Pointless Global News, starting with a story of ai selling a man's keyboard on Muse AI without his permission.

Then, you'll be shocked by the high threshold to clear, to be able to sue for damages caused by ai.

Next. ai summaries can rewrite your memories.

On today's show, a bus driver's farts were so bad, a colleague needed to wash her uniform.

Then, if you have a stuffy nose, an orgasm can help.

Next, the case of a serial urine enthusiast has finally been solved!

On today's show, hot horny single dolphins in your area are ready to attack you!

Then, France releases a scratch and sniff stamp that smells like a baguette.

Next, Shrek's fully-erect-cartoon-green penis is texted to a Republican Senator.

On today's show, you now have yet another great reason to not eat at McDonald's and it has nothing to do with their food.

Then, a Philly Cheesesteak war heats up, after a shop owner is assaulted by a sandwich.

Next, karma turns on the CEO of Flock, the company that runs those license plate reading cameras and it's hilarious!

On today's show, a homeless Florida man gets a surprise when he takes a bath in a pond.

Then, a toy Halloween pumpkin wants to get freaky with you.

Next, a Wyoming woman is arrested for telling her neighbor to get the fuck off her lawn.

On today's show, a Hyrox athlete has explosive diarrhea while competing, while those competing had to endure the stench.

Then, a man gets arrested for driving a child's toy Barbie car.

Next, that mid-term Republican convention in Dallas last week, crashed the Grindr app.

On today's show, nearly 2,000 insane Chicagoans attempt the unthinkable, breaking the Guinness world record for shots of Malort.

Then, we'll tell you about another even more idiotic Guiness world record.

Next, the base camp at Mt. Everest is melting, due to climbers peeing on it.

On today's show, a taxpayer funded sexual relief program is proposed for the unhoused in L.A.

Then, a man uses superglue to control incontinence, with horrifying results.

Next, a grade school teacher in Atlanta has a unique way to control farts in her classroom.

On today's show, a gang of rats had a party at a New Orleans police station.

Then, you won't believe where 3 baby monkeys were found on passengers at an airport.

Next, Russia is blaming Polish and Lithuanian beavers for building unauthorized dams in Russia, on a special all animal stories edition of Pointless Global News!