On today’s show, a meth fueled flight attendant gives new meaning to the mile high club.

Next, Ozempic for pets, new hope for pudgy pooches and tubby tabbies!

Then we’ll wrap things up with an update on the serial butt sniffer we reported on last month.

Spoiler alert, he was released a month ago by some idiot judge, so of course, he struck again.

On today’s show, a 45 year old Texas man wants a diaper change.

Then, a hospital in Thailand is using patient records as food wrappers.

Next we wrap things up with a new toothpaste made from some truly gross ingredients.

On today’s show, 7 Hilarious, yet horrifying masturbation mishaps.

Then, next time you get stressed out, have a binky.

Finally, a naked man with a dildo on a stick is terrifying European tourists. 

On today’s show, we have some freeway foreplay in West Virginia, with the expected results.

Then, is cougar puberty better or worse than teenage puberty?

Next, a zoo in Denmark is requesting your small pet as food for their predators.

Then we’ll wrap things up with some Google Street View shenanigans in Argentina and Smokey The Bear helps the cops in Florida!

On today’s show, Chuck E. Cheese is arrested for credit card fraud.

Then, a kinky kitty wants your underwear, not your affection.

Finally, a serial butt sniffer in Burbank is arrested….again!

On today’s show, a seedy swingers festival invades a sleepy British town.

Then, a woman who was dead for 2 minutes reveals what she saw while dead.

Finally, do sloths fart? I’ll reveal the smelly facts.

On today’s show, it’s a fashion trend, chimps in Zambia are sticking grass and sticks in their butts.

Then, a giant beaver is named the official state fossil of Minnesota.

Finally, balls out bowling in the nude comes to Pittsburgh!

On today’s show, Doctors in the U.K. beg people to stop bringing in unsolicited urine samples.

Next, a Peruvian man claims an 800 year old mummy is his spiritual girlfriend,

Finally, a man who enjoys prowling the beach at night as a cat.

On today’s show, the Mile High Club isn’t just for passengers, the flight crews participate too.

Then, we’ll meet the Rat Whisperer of New York City.

Finally, playing on the phone while on the toilet is both extremely popular and extremely unhealthy.

On today’s show, old people funk happens and the superfood that can help prevent it.

Then, we’ll tell you about the man who proposed to his ai chatbot girlfriend, before she ran out of memory.

Finally, a Michigan bear roamed the woods with a lid around its neck for two years!