On today's show, fired drug sniffing dogs face an abysmal job market.

Then, you can now get illegal drugs delivered by drones, in Florida of course.

Next, another story about a man getting stuck in a porta-potty tank, you won't believe the worthless piece of crap he was trying to retrieve! Spoiler alert, Lilibet doesn't believe it can happen (just search the image online and see for yourself).

On today's show, a British man wipes his ass with a sandwich in public, we'll tell you why.

Then, I'll do a deep dive into why rats get the munchies when exposed to marijuana.

Next, is Senator Mitch The Glitch McConnell dead or alive? I'll provide some answers.

On today's show, while Trump is in Turkey, his poop gets flown back to the U.S.

Then, I'l tell you why New York leads the nation in explosive diarrhea.

Next, a young black bear wanders into a barbershop in Alaska, then leaves his calling card on the way out.

On today's show, a man is arrested for waxing the dolphin in public at the Great American State Fair in Washington.

Then, a man is arrested for craping 18 times in public pools.

Next, a man drops his sunglasses in a vault toilet and decides it's a great idea to try to snag them out.

On today's show, a live elephant urinates on the floor of the Texas Republican Convention.

Then, I'll tell you about America's newest frozen treat, breast milk ice cream!

Next, I'll tell you about the gross habits of some airline passengers these days.

On today's show, the Pentagon declares that reporters are not allowed to walk down the hallways without a grownup.

Then, I'll tell you what the brand name SPAM really means.

Next, a Florida man is suing after being bit by a Florida Alligator. That story and a truly gross fashion trend involving rats.

On today's show, Vladimir Putin's quest for immortality involves cryogenics and mini pigs.

Then, a creepy abandoned puppet gets a job as a cop.

Next, I'll tell you about an albino buffalo named Donald Trump.

On today's show, a McDonald's manager licks the fries of an unsuspecting ex-girlfriend.

Then, I'll tell you about the man who broke the record for breaking cocktail sticks.

Next, a pony gets rescued from inside a tractor tire.

On today's show, you won't believe what TSA agents are now allowing in carry-on luggage.

Then in a related story, you won't believe what some folks are smuggling in their pants.

Next, a MAGA man is caught shooting video in a public men's room, his explanation is as stupid as it is hilarious (not to mention illegal).

On today's show, it's a poo D'detat at the Pooseum.

Then, an irregular heartbeat might be corrected by rectal stimulation.

Next, an all-you-can-eat restaurant in Spain now charges a vomit fee if you overstuff your gullet.