On today's show, Vladimir Putin's quest for immortality involves cryogenics and mini pigs.

Then, a creepy abandoned puppet gets a job as a cop.

Next, I'll tell you about an albino buffalo named Donald Trump.

On today's show, a McDonald's manager licks the fries of an unsuspecting ex-girlfriend.

Then, I'll tell you about the man who broke the record for breaking cocktail sticks.

Next, a pony gets rescued from inside a tractor tire.

On today's show, you won't believe what TSA agents are now allowing in carry-on luggage.

Then in a related story, you won't believe what some folks are smuggling in their pants.

Next, a MAGA man is caught shooting video in a public men's room, his explanation is as stupid as it is hilarious (not to mention illegal).

On today's show, it's a poo D'detat at the Pooseum.

Then, an irregular heartbeat might be corrected by rectal stimulation.

Next, an all-you-can-eat restaurant in Spain now charges a vomit fee if you overstuff your gullet.

On today's show, a Scotsman is caught dry humping a garbage bin.

Then, I'll tell you the benefits of nude gardening.

Next, we'll visit a major league ballpark with a rodent infestation.

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On today's show, Pope Leo spent his childhood observing clowns and now it's paying dividends.

Then, I'll tell you about the woman who fell through the floor of a porta potty in Australia.

Next, we'll go to a town where the police want you to get drunk and they'll supply the snacks and drinks.

On today's show, a Chinese automaker has patented an in the car toilet, making carpooling much more challenging.

Then, I'll tell you about a 40 pound beaver stealing wood from a store in Canada.

Next, some of the weirdest incidents involving farts, because I have the comic sense of a 12 year old boy.

On today's show, a life-like remote-rotating dildo is being recalled for safety concerns.

Then, RFK Jr. is at it again, only this time it involves a dead raccoon.

Next, I'll tell you about a water filled vacuum cleaner, running for mayor in the U.K.

On today's show, the cancer prevention group F-cancer, wants men to beat off cancer….literally.

Then, Truffles-a 3 foot tall teddy bear is rescued by Chicago police after being stolen.

Next, are you a man with an itchy ass? I'll tell you what might be causing it.

On today's show, the Food And Drug Administration recalls Boner Bear Honey.

Then, a Florida Airbnb guest is accused of urinating on all of the furniture.

Next, police charge a quadruple amputee professional cornhole player with shooting a man while driving his Tesla.