WELCOME TO BRASIL, La Familia! Continuing our "Fast Saga" review series - we are now discuss the 5th entry, “Fast Five”, with Abdul (@socialistraptor). We discuss the red conning of Tokyo Drift into the timeline, Chris Morgan as a screenwriter, Dwayne “The Rock” Johnson’s sweaty body and his meal plan, Vin Diesel’s D&D love, “Danza Kuduro”, and various interesting facts about “the greatest film of the post-human era”. You can listen to the entirety of this episode on our Patreon: patreon

We have Abdul (@socialistraptor) back in the jerk to discuss cold brew, Indian reply guys, the Free Palestine low rider, and the artist to fascist pipeline. We end off with a deep dive into the most unhinged online ESL handout resource. You can find the handouts we are discussing in order below:

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Sophia is in the Bahamas so we catch up on her vacation and the Amish family she beefed with on her flight before getting into MS-13 style Westworld, gaming the birthright system, and "nose jobs are racist". Eytan rants about a run in with a non-mask-wearer in a Toronto condo before we discuss Israel’s biggest exports outside of zionism and the recent Mary Brown’s Raptors campaign.

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Our long awaited episode on the 4th instalment of the best film franchise ever, “Fast and Furious” (2009). We brought on our latin correspondent Pablo (@henessewilliams) to explain to us the franchise’s new focus on the South American community as its primary audience and why Vin Diesel thinks he’s Latino. We also discuss Letty’s poweress, the film’s overall rebrand, Paul Walker’s acting, car battles, and Gal Gadot (what a coincidence). This episode is exclusively on our Patreon: https://www.

No Sophia for a bit so we got Pablo (@henessewilliams) back in the circle jerk. We get into it starting with Palestine, bullying zionists online, IDF TikTokers, Bill Maher got COVID, Berri Weiss's tweet, and Greta Thunberg is on both sides before getting into the Ben Affleck and Jennifer Lopez reunion which leads into a lengthy “Gigli” talk.

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We’re an almost fully vaccinated podcast! That’s huge in Canada. We discuss that as well as Woodbridge as the New Jersey of Toronto, vaccine side effects bitching, non-essential item ban, cringe millennial vaccine tweet, Canada quarantine hotels and vaccine hesitancy, gofundme grifts, gentrified Toronto milkman, Melinda and Bill Gates, and Smol Bean Jimmy Carter.

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Continuing our Fast and Furious movie series, we invited Clay (@gaysex420) from WHO UP? (@whouppod) to breakdown the third and very important entry, “Tokyo Drift”. We discuss the movie’s plot, its place in culture as well as the FF chronology, and the “Japanese” love interest. We also discuss Nos energy drink, Biden’s menthol ban, male Instacart shoppers, Hinge’s race and hotness filter, the Teriyaki Boyz, and the 35 girlfriends Japanese man.

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This is a Patreon preview of the first episode of the most important movie related podcast series ever - we are going to watch every Fast and Furious franchise entry leading up to the 9th instalment. We start with “The Fast and The Furious” (2001) and “2 Fast 2 Furious” (2003). Tokyo Drift will be getting its own episode (on the free channel) very soon and then we will get into whatever the fuck happened to these movies from that point on.

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We cold open with a random body hair discussion before getting into a philosophical debate about online personas and social media influencers. We then get into the B"DSM / Slaaneshi aesthetic" tweet, 90’s and 2000’s cinema glory, the dieting as eugenics tweet, Mississauga anti-masker gym, Doug Ford’s continuous bullshit, and Ontario sick days.

Ontario has us going full joker. We discuss vaccine twitter alerts, boomer vaccine shopping as well as the boomer agenda in general, ontario police state, Doug Ford’s idiocy, and the potential Quebecois vaccine Robin Hood. To try and lighten the mood we discuss feminine europa going private and the first case of triple dick syndrome.

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