Episode 15 excerpt: "Guess what I learned about? Your insides."

It's our V-Day episode! Yeah, yeah yeah, it might be Valentine's Day but we're talkin' 'bout (drumroll please) THE VAGINA! AKA the vajayjay, poontang, cooter, pussy, muff, pink taco, a rose (by any other name would smell as sweet)... We're celebrating this year's extra special, lovey dovey, sickly sweet, capitalistic holiday that serves no actual purpose by quizzing one straight dude and one gay dude to see who knows more about vaginas, their functions, and the reproductive system*. We fed our victims...we mean...special guests Jordan and Terry some superpower brainfood to get their brain cells going, in the form of a tater tot breakfast casserole, complete with a whole ass pound of bacon and heaps of cheese (Jordan forgot his dairy pill at home, but soldiered on anyway like a gotdamn champ).

*we acknowledge that not all womxn have vaginas, not all who have vaginas are womxn. We at Drunch try to be inclusive AF and believe in intersectional feminism

Tater tot breakfast casserole:

-1 lb. bacon, diced-1 32oz. package of frozen tater tots-12 eggs-1/2C milk-1/8tsp ground black pepper-2C shredded cheddar cheese-pinch o' salt

Instructions: Preheat your oven to 350 degrees. Cook bacon in a large skillet until evenly browned (about 5-8 minutes). Drain bacon on paper towels. Dice up bacon and spread into the bottom of a 9x13" baking dish. Spread tots over the bacon. Beat your eggs, milk, salt, and pepper together in a bowl; pour over the tots and top with copious amounts of cheddahhh. Bake about an hour. Experience nirvana.

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